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Fatkid's Bath Night

by Fatkid

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Guhb'd Fack Egg'b Duhfah Segg Buh'd'f nnn ACE!!!! I was staring at the looking glass My reflection stayed the same Then I felt a wave of terror As the person in the mirror Started pounding on the glass And calling my name But I’ll pay that no mind You were planning to dismantle me I could see it in your eyes And though I’d like to think the best of you I can’t pretend that what you’re gonna do To me tomorrow will come as a surprise But I’ll pay that no mind
2.
If you could see it then you’d understand Why I can’t stop crying When your apathy is in command What’s your heart implying You were young, so was I I think they left us here to die But with my back turned to the wind Just then how I felt like flying And though I tried to be the better man When they put me under But I didn’t have a backup plan I was torn asunder And when you walked in with that tray Felt my insides turn to clay The way you smile and plunge the needle down Kinda makes me wonder I wonder I’ll teach you not to turn your back on me
3.
Come now dear, there’s no reason to be contrapuntal I’ve got some resolution up my sleeve We’ve all got the right to be a bit disgruntled In the end all you’ve got to do is breathe All this time trying to keep up with my satisfaction Left me blind and without my sense of self I try to chill, but they monitor my every action I’m just a little knick-knack on the shelf And the vulture cries, “do something of use! Recant your lies, come straight for the noose!” All his life, it was just waiting rooms and masturbation Till he found that special light behind her eyes A light so strong, that he was dead upon ejaculation His weak mind, she had it trapped between her thighs But I saw you like a vision in the Kalahari The final step in the annulment of my curse She left me stranded and she never felt the least bit sorry That backdrop’s looping, all my actions feel rehearsed And the vulture cries, “do something of use! Recant your lies, come straight for the noose!”
4.
And in that moment, you’re my lottery ticket boy But you were speaking in an alternate voice A pretty flower that’ll kill you to pick it The indecision when you’re given a choice So now I sit with my mind in a bucket- you You came along to give your words to the wise So tell me: why am I trying when my heart says “fuck it”? Why are you crying for the one you despise? Tempted Past tense Laughter When it arrives When it survives When it springs rivers and multiplies I need you to realize That when you look in my eyes, a part of me dies So, sympathize. Reunited with that lovely disaster I’m moving faster past the ghost in the hall The fear, it gets hungry when I make it my master I’m better off just blending in with the wall But my real assassination is the patience you give me You were always one to cut me right to the core Before the floor collapses, I must ask you forgive me Somehow I’ll find a way for you to settle the score Tempted Past tense Laughter A thousand eyes!! Temped Past tense Laughter When it arrives Uhh… Begins to… circle around three times the speed that it was previously engaged in. I conduct myself in electric currents… and face towards the ground solemnly. On the way, up on the way up… we were looking… looking forward in time. I walk in circles silently with the electric currents. I conduct myself in this manner- it circles around three times. I conduct myself in electric currents, and behavioral pattern. I conduct these circles in time. the time multiplies three times, and these currents: three times I conduct myself. I… I… I want… I want my restaurant… I… I wish… the cleanest kitchen… I… the hottest stove… I… I… I… the head chef- in… in my… in my mind I see him staring at me, I… I circle around three times. the electric current multiplies. I want my restaurant to be successful. I… I want the cleanest kitchen. I want the coldest freezer. I want the hottest stove. the head chef…. I want the cleanest kitchen. three times… the electric current multiplies. I circle around three times. the cleanest kitchen. I want… I want my restaurant to be successful. I want the cleanest kitchen. I want the hottest stove. I want the coldest refrigerator. I want my restaurant to be successful. I am watching your mistakes, and I obey the words of the best chef. I want to be a slave to culinary arts. I want my restaurant to be successful but my son in law is a fuck I want my restaurant to be successful But my son-in-law is a fuck My son-in-law is a fuck I’m watching your mistakes! Mitch!
5.
Come on and look at me now I’m doing just alright ‘Cause you’re showing me how I’m doing just alright So just go with the plan It’s gonna be alright So just act like a man It’s gonna be alright Before your eyes You won’t see it coming Swatting them like flies As the fire dies Whole world it’s a-hummin’ Making his replies Come on and look at me now I’m doing just alright ‘Cause you’re showing me how I’m doing just alright So just go with the plan It’s gonna be alright So just act like a man It’s gonna be alright Rain of pleasure sweat Tight, awesome Wind pass wheel I get across I was a mountain, breath your afternoon Never long, and hurt through rage Die sunlight, around some old small Or is there an easy girl? I explore heavy spin, young boy This work has her sore Burn every smile! As we muscle our cool love, stop Nice smooth hammer bulge This fly is right Before your eyes You won’t see it coming Making his replies As the fire dies Whole world it’s a-hummin’ Swatting them like flies
6.
He even comes on Sunday Wake up for the weekend Look pretty for the mailman A stamp on your postcard I’ll put a letter in your mailbox Inside with the white wine A stain on my uniform Out back by the swimming pool Look pretty for the mailman Still carry yesterday’s postage I deliver the parcel Never liked being a mailman So I won’t show them any mercy No one wears those dark sunglasses Who isn’t part of the cause They stare at me as my truck passes It causes my fragile heart to pause
7.
Eat your motherfucking carrots If you wanna have good eyesight Eat your motherfucking carrots I’m gonna make you stay up all night And you’ll come with me To my magical lobster palace Come with me I’ll give you all the fucking carrots you can eat The frog with no eyelids He is calling me to bed with him (I’m a cockroach!) And I’m a cockroach when you’re not looking The trees bleed sap The pumpkins have a death stare I’m exercising in your basement You’d better not come down here! The fire behind my eyeballs It is building up the ashtray Wishing for gift-wrap Wishing for a holiday, come on!
8.
So you really think that you can stop my now? I doubt it! It's gone so far I hardly even care about it But when you shut my handcuffs You sent a tiny part of my screaming into the void But I'm not ready to go So if this is what it's like to fall in love, I hate it I wanna take this feeling and incinerate it Your presence on my doorstep The faces in the dream- well I am turning it off! And I am turning around I shut off the lights My vision was fading Creating a change in my name My days turned to nights I'm tired of waiting And everything staying the same So what should I say I'm wrapped in your presence It seems I've forgotten the rules of the game And every day I've spent within your arms, it drowns me I wish that you'd return me to the way you found me Your presence on my doorstep The faces in the dream- well I am turning it off! And I am turning around
9.
Sour Mormons 02:05
There was some movement in the hall The light was blowing out my candle It made me feel like I was okay again It's all according to the plan And in the lightless tunnels where the silence took it's meaning I could see my face reflected in the water Within the thoughtless echo of the spirit's awful keening Now I feel like I can have another chance Please!! You have to show me who you are You have to illustrate the answer We were sitting in your car And I began to gasp for air I felt like I was drowning and the icy currents gripped me And began to pull me further from the purpose And with your kind permission, I would like to end this vision Cause I do not want to do your little dance
10.
Scrupulosity 07:59
Well I'm still searching for that arm that you tore off me You're getting sneaky putting poison in my coffee But when the spirit gets his way you are so effervescent 'Cause what you need was buried deep beneath the fertile crescent You had some thoughts while you were squattin' in the mausoleum And how you feared that He would take you to the other side But by the time that you were fortunate enough to see Him You knew too well there was no place for you to run and hide Head back, you can hear him coming Open the door I pushed you down in the mud And it was worth it just to see some blood Bright as gold, sharp as glass I saw the moment and I let it pass

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Those four bird-loving Splindleboys are back with another volume of ear-stabbing Glorp music! Rejoice! Much time has been spent skulking around in drippy tunnels and observing the birds since our last release, and we've made an album that you're sure to hate. Rejoice!

Here are some people we'd like to thank for helping us make this album as irritating as possible:
Splindledorph, Zart, Nate Amos, Gordon Ramsay, Tommy Wiseau, Tim Edwards, Dave Tato, Matt Mrozinski, Every Bird, Bock (Nate's dog back in Vernmont), Steve's Log, Ryan and Zach, Zach's cool boss Omar, nice sturdy windows, the Flaming Lips (for collaborating with Miley Cirus), Nickelback (when's the flaming lips collab?), and Grandpa Bay (and everybody who lives inside of him)

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released December 5, 2015

Doctor Zemiecki (aka Hajjis, aka Schizojoe) - The Bottom Keeper, big wood with four of string

Big Snore (previously known as Porous Coul) - The Biggest Guitar

Qlondorp the Great - Main Mouth Mumbles, a slightly smaller guitar

Vladimir Exodus Bizmark III - Hard Hittings, Destroy echo cylinder with the smashing stick

Recorded by Nate Amos at The Great Outdoors
Mixed and Mastered by Nate Amos

Shat out by Grandpa Bay

Album art and photos by Matt Mrozinski

Songs by The Mighty Splindledorph

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